I changed my Facebook language to Pirate.
I don't speak Pirate on a regular basis, contrary to popular belief.
I might start now though.
"Ahoy there! Matey! Might Captain Dr. Blah Blah be stowed in his cabin?"
"ARR! Ye gut loving swabby! I need to speak to ye Captain!"
"An audience with ye Captain I require. Be quick man!"
Follow me on Facebook if you dare Me Hearties!!